naked body fresh out the shower
you touch yourself afterhours
why do you have this dirty ass skeleton
he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
Everyone’s either dying or ending up in jail. Dude how dumb can you be??!!
Intoxicated and reckless driving with trafficking amounts of methamphetamine?
Tampering with evidence AND promoting contraband?
Dude you just landed yourself 3 years flat AT LEAST!
If you thought getting a job was too hard before good luck with three felonies on your record!
That’s what you get for being a rat.
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST